Ryan Seacrest Edit Meaning

1.

The world's best known closet homo.

Ryan Seacrest dumped Teri Hatcher with a quickness when he found out by anatomical means that "Teri" was not short for "Terrance".

See closet homosexual, seacrest, douche, mangina

2.

The most annoying and least likeable man on television.

Ryan Seacrest always refers to the audience as "America" which bugs me

See american idol, simon cowell, paula abdul, randy jackson, ceebs

3.

A future contestant on a "Where are they now?" Survivor special who will be caught scheming with Paris and Nicole to vote off Justin.

"Ryan Seacrest, the tribe has spoken."

See paris hilton, nicole ritchie, survivor, justin timberlake, american idol

4.

Quite possibly the world's largest tool.

Ryan Seacrest is such a tool.

See ryan seacrest, tool, seacrest, lame, gay

5.

A guy who takes it up the ass by Simon Cowell

I saw Ryan Seacrest sucking off Simon Cowell under the american idol judging table!

See faggot, american idol, simon cowell, paula abdul, randy jackson, popstar

6.

(n) An extremely feminine "man" that flirts with grumpy british men.

(v) To poorly hide that you are a flamboyantly gay.

That guy on tv is such an idiot. Who let Ryan Seacrest become famous? He has no talent and is way over-publicized. He should hook up with Richard Simmons and climb out of his barbie filled closet.

See ryan seacrest, ryan, seacrest, american idol, simon cowell, ai, stupid, idol

7.

A derogatory term that you would call a Guy who cares a lot about what his hair looks like, how his clothes look, and how he smells. A nicer way to call a guy Metrosexual

John: Matt called jake Ryan Seacrest

Ben: Yeah he is a big one

See metro, ryan, seacrest, guy, derogatory