What is Ryanrog?
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When you're about to ejaculate midway through a masturbation session, you aim for your ladyfriends picture on the wall, miss, and get your glorious seed all over your own eyes.
Guy: Dude, I was having a wank and I managed to do a Ryanrog. | Guy2: Ouch, unlucky. | Guy: Yea - I'ma need some help opening my eyes.
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When someone cuts a sharp snapping fart in tight pants or clenched buttcheeks
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