Rye Johnson

What is Rye Johnson?


1.

a rye johnson is an awesome leader and wing man all at once. he is often seen hanging with an ethan isenhauer. he has a kx 250 and enjoys long rides in his back yard. him and ethan are the future rulers of the world. both have a way larger penis than brian

imagine two people walking through a store and you get this weird feeling in your gut, there is probably a rye johnson nearby

See ethan isenhauer, aids, homosexual toad, twat bomb, bread


87

Random Words:

1. A night where one dances in sneakers instead of regularly accepted dance footwear. I can't find my stilettos, can we not just go t..
1. Made famous by a local San Antonio delicatessen owner who values his costomers. The harshness and cruelty of "Zito's cheese&..
1. To put your lip gloss on, call your friends on the phone, meet them on the floor and dance like cover girls. Greg: Do you have any plan..