What is Ryland?
1.
The most interesting person you have ever met.
That Ryland is so Haute right now.
2.
My best friend; God in disguise.
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Ry is my friend and he's god.
3.
God's Alias; Perfect Form With A Little Tweaking And Tucking
"..and Ryland will bless your soul today said he himself..."
"...with a little bit of surgery, I would by Ryland..."
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4.
When you go to a party, get extremely hammered, and throw up in all the places the host specifically asks no one to throw up in.
-"Dude I totally pulled a Ryland last night and threw up in the middle of Dylan's deck and all over his brother's room"
-"Didn't he specifically tell everyone to not do that last night?"
-"...yea..."
-"You need to get your shit together, man"
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