Ryland

What is Ryland?


1.

The most interesting person you have ever met.

That Ryland is so Haute right now.

2.

My best friend; God in disguise.

See Ry

Ry is my friend and he's god.

3.

God's Alias; Perfect Form With A Little Tweaking And Tucking

"..and Ryland will bless your soul today said he himself..."

"...with a little bit of surgery, I would by Ryland..."

See Ryland

4.

When you go to a party, get extremely hammered, and throw up in all the places the host specifically asks no one to throw up in.

-"Dude I totally pulled a Ryland last night and threw up in the middle of Dylan's deck and all over his brother's room"

-"Didn't he specifically tell everyone to not do that last night?"

-"...yea..."

-"You need to get your shit together, man"

See ryland, party, barf, jackass, lame, testicles


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