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n. A mitten,(usually of bright festive colors), worn by an Ear Pirate.
See: Ear Pirate, Earjacking.
I caught Johnny the notorious ear ..
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Deuce it up, take a crap, go number two, poop, etc.
"Sorry I stunk up your bathrrom, but I had to emancipate the slaves. By the wa..