What is Rytiger?
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Combination of a fierce Ryan and an even more fierce tiger...put together to create a being nobody in their right mind wants to mess with. Sheer bad-ass who bites hard, calling his bites "tiger kisses" but do not be fooled, they feel nothing like kisses. If you dare put mustard on his sandwich he will probably rip your face off. If you have sex on his bed, he will rip your face off. If you take his chicken, he will murder you by sniper shooting you from mars.
Rytiger like to make play time, and if by make you mean eat, and if by eat, you mean babies. Rytiger also likes to make babies........but not eat them.
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