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1. To be so stupid you not just retarded. Your umtarded. "He just tripped over a cordless phone. You have to be umtarded to do that&q..

1. An old UV bottle full of piss. Used to fool idiots who think there is such a thing as UV gold. "Oh shit, you gotta try this UV gol..

1. Diet soda, especially that consumed by those who're intolerant of carbohydrates medically. My diabetic friend was coming over for ..