34 1/2

What is 34 1/2?


1.

giving yourself oral sex

A man sucking his own dick, or a woman eating herself out

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2.

Having Mutual oral sex with a midget or someone half you size.

Yeah, this chick was so short that when we sixty-nined it turned into a 34 1/2!


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