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1. To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow remove all the germs. if you acci..

1. The loudness one adopts in response to a bad cell-phone connection, in the misguided hope that talking louder will improve the connectio..

1. A description of Martin describing the amount of fat he lugs around. In which he does in very large quantities. Martin is fat because h..