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the male genittalia with reference to sexual intercourse
i broke her beef curtains with my monsterous gammon slammer
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When people are very grumpy on Mondays because the weekend has ended.
"Hello,"
"yes I am calling in sick today,"
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When someone is such an extreme arsehole, that other arseholes are compelled to worship their greatness..