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Making up crap by using storys found on the internet and editing them to incriminate a person he knows.
For example See: doing a Guiver..
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Old man in Castlevania II tells this if you talk to him (See image).
Why would we want to TAKE HIS DAUGHTER??
You never meet his daugh..
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One who resorts to jumping on his hat when times are rough.
Aw, man, my wife's such a Jump Hatter
See jump, hat, hatter, ham..