311 Edit Meaning

1.

A group of scat muncherhomosexuals from Nebraska who have been pretending to be musicians since the early 1990s.

The group got their name when Jim Watson, the band's former guitarist, was charged with sales of scatpornography to a minor. One of his neighbors turned him in by calling 311 because of the unusually strong smell of feces coming through the wall.

The band is known for their strong belief in Satanand has a reputation for stomping the skulls of live kittens and burning bibles on stage. As a result, they have been banned from playing in most states and within 500 yards of any animal shelter. In 1993 they recorded a song called "Omaha Stylee" which details their largest bible-burning to date, which also led to their RV being destroyed by fire. Rumor has it that the FBI was about to bust them for child pornography, so they torched the RV while it was loaded with their entire stash of kiddie porn. They are currently working on a new album tentatively titled fucktardation which, according to drummer Chad Sexton in a recent interview with gay publication the Advocate, is "the only word that fully encompasses the impact of 311's musical career".

Q: Hey, did you hear Larry Craig's favorite band is 311?

A: I'm not surprised in the least...those guys really put the 'ghey' in reggae.

See gay, scat, porn, satan, doo-doo

2.

A band formed in Omaha, Nebraska. Their name came after a few of the members were arrested for nudity in a public pool. The police code was 311 and stuck on as a joke. They've always been ahead of the sound and have continued to produce awesome CDs, and live shows. Props to 311. One of the better bands still around since the early 90s/1989

311 fucking rocks.

3.

Loud and obscene

Man, I can hear her from the other side of the warehouse. You can always tell when 311 is in the building.

See man, i, hear, always, tell

4.

police lingo for indecent exposure

this is charlie bravo golf bravo reporting a 311 at bradywine and nebraska

See kaleena

5.

the NYC help hotline

if you have any questions, call the cities hotline at 3-1-1

6.

The non-emergency counterpart of 911.

I think we're lost, call 311.

7.

Stands for Crip Killer.

3rd letter in alphabet= C

11th letter in alphabet= K

CK- Crip Killer

Throw up that 311 if you down wit Bloodz.

See crip, bloodz, gang signs, kill