What is 35?
A drink popular in the western US. It refers to a roughly an equal mix of a dry or complex red wine (a cab, for example) and Southern Comfort. The name originates from the exact alcohol content the bartender should achieve for this drink, since over 35% often tastes too sweet, while under 35% tastes like expensive wine. Some people liken a properly mixed 35 to a grape Jollie Rancher, while others say it is more like prune juice. Either way, it is much better than it sounds.
Yo bro, I need to impress me some ladies; shoot me a 35.
Means (male) masturbation. Propably due the following joke:
Two men walk into a toilet. While man #1 starts pissing, man #2 starts counting numbers aloud. 1, 2, 3, 4..., 5, 6, 7.
Man #1: What were those numbers all about?
Man #2: You see boy, I like to keep things organized.
When I say 1, I unzip the zipper.
When I say 2, I take my dick out.
When I say 3, I pull back the foreskin.
When I say 4, I piss.
When I say 5, I pull forth the foreskin. When I say 6, I put my dick back in my underwear.
And when I say 7, I zip the zipper.
But the next day, the two men go back to the bathroom, and suddenly the man starts yelling in the bathroom 1, 2, 3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5!!!
Hey, I still got 30 minutes before my train leaves, I think I go for a 35 while waiting.
what you call someone in there late teens and young twenties when college, a lack of excersize and shaving has taken a toll on their body. This causes the freshmen 15, a large gut and hair growth all over the belly. looking more like a 35 yr old fat man rather than a young adult.
Jordan was laying on my futon when i noticed he looked like he was 35, his hairy fat belly was exposed and almost made me throw up.
code word for asian(also the code for rice)
Check out the 35 in your line yo....
This is a sexual position for the morbidly obese. One fatty sucks a second fatty's arm weenus. At the same time, the second fatty is sucking the first fatty's right leg weenus.
Woman: Get the take out off the bed and lets "35" sweetie
Man: You are so much tastier than this Peking Duck honey, great idea
Gay Male Sex
Fat Hairy Old Pedifile-y Highschool Students
Fat People Sex
I Went To Vegas And Had A 35 With A 35 And Then A Hot Chick Came In And I Totally Went Straight And Gave Her A 35.