What is 3:16?
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Ass whuppin time!
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For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
John 3:16 says I just gave my one begotten son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
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A teabagging when one dips one's balls in ash and makes a cross on the teabaggee's forehead.
Haha, did you see that dude got so wasted Bob 3:16ed him.
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A phrase, though not original, adopted by two hardcore SP accountants in Perth, Australia who gave it mass appeal by taking it to describe anything that is good, desirable, or positive.
Carlton FC 3:16
Picture Specials 3:16
Q & A 3:16
Yugos 3:16
Young chicks 3:16
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And so god said, "Go Sox"
God: Go Sox!
Some Bible guy: 3:16, So god said, Go Sox
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Referring to a non-existant chapter of the Bible written by a stated individual (Mr Ben, for example), the passage reads: "I just whooped your ass!". To be used to completely confuse non-wrestling fans as it first originated from the mouth of Stone Cold Steve Austin.
"Ant & Dec 3:16" - spotted at a WWE pay-per-view in Newcastle, England.