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When George Bernard Shaw's two lips rub against your shins...or the feeling you get from drinking absinthe
Mmmmm I wish someone wa..
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Performing cunilingus.
From the resemblance between eating a juicy mango and performing oral sex on a female.
Guy: My girlfriend likes..
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I had to sleep in the gutter.
Sleeping in the gutter...