What is 495?
1.
495 means DIE. In the alphabet, D is the 4th letter, I is the 9th letter and E is the 5th letter.
Just go 495 already.
2.
'495' is equal to a lie. From the initials of the Long Island Express way or LIE.
steve told sandy that he never cheated on her.
his friends knew this was a '495'.
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