696

What is 696?


1.

(noun)

1.) A 3 digit number

2.) Oral sex with another person watching

3.) Simultaneous oral sex done six times in a certian time. Usually counted by the number of orgasms given off by one of the partners.

4.) Demonic sex.

1.) "If I multiply 6 times 116, I get 696."

2.) "Hey, me and my girl are gonna do a 696. Wanna join?"

- "I can only watch?... A.."

3.) "God, this 696 thing is a hard thing to try."

4.) "The pentagram and candles are finally finished. Now time to get this 696 going."

See 666, 69, oral sex, demon, satan, number

2.

696 is pronounced six ninety-six, not six-hundred ninety-six.

696 is an enhanced version of 69, but altered to accommodate a third person who cannot participate. This third person's presence may or may not be known.

1. I 696ed with my parents. While they 69ed I was jerkin it in the closet. (Unknown third person)

2. My bitch came over the other day, but she was on period, so instead I 69ed with someone else while she watched. (Known and extremely jealous third person)

See 69, 696, sixtynine, sixty-nine, position, sex positions, three way, 3way, 68

3.

a three way... version of 69

woah that was some 696 ladies...

See 69, 96, ladies, 66, 99, 89, pooted, Kookamunga


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