811

What is 811?


1.

A number you can dial on some telephone switches to have the line's number read back to you.

A: What't the number on this phone?

B: No idea. Call 811.

See Dirty Larry

2.

the shit

chet: u aint no 811

faggot: hell yea i am bitch

3.

the poor left out number in the chain or #11's that actually mean something =(

It feels left out...

Callie: 811! 811!

Ki: wtf?

Callie: I dunno =(


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