What is 811?
1.
A number you can dial on some telephone switches to have the line's number read back to you.
A: What't the number on this phone?
B: No idea. Call 811.
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2.
the shit
chet: u aint no 811
faggot: hell yea i am bitch
3.
the poor left out number in the chain or #11's that actually mean something =(
It feels left out...
Callie: 811! 811!
Ki: wtf?
Callie: I dunno =(
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