What is 99?


Used in reference to homosexual sex. A play on the usually heterosexual 69 position, where the numerals represent the position of the sexual partners.

In England '99' chiefly is associated with a popular type of ice-cream sold by ice-cream vans that are usually seen in seaside resorts.

"I went up to the ice-cream man and asked him for a 99. He gave me a large creamy one."


The jersey number of Wayne Gretzky, the greatest hockey player and quite possibly the greatest athlete in history. No one will ever wear 99 again in the National Hockey League.

No one will ever break 99's records. Ever!

See Saddam Hussein


How many problems I have but a bitch aint one.

I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one.

See 99, bitches, problems, rap, one


99 = Nighty-night! Usually used when it's late into the night btw =3

you: OMG, it's 3AM already and we're still online...

me: ya, we should probably off to bed...=.=

you: k, 99

me: 99 =3

See 99, late night, urban dictionary, cool, catch phrase


Putting your age as 99 on Myspace so that people can't troll you by your real age and spam you or send you stupid messages like "whazzup?"

I had my real age on Myspace but I got too many douchebags trying to hit me up, so I 99'd myself.

See myspace, douchebags, spam, trolling, social networking


doggy-style sex akin to 69

to watch TV that couple did a 99.


a cool number. 1 away from 100.


See 99, number, cool, math


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