What is 99%?
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Almost all but not quite. Generally doesn't actually represent a statistical 99%.
Used to make it seem like there's an extremely small chance that what you say is wrong, when in reality it may be as large or larger.
Example / (Translation)
I'm 99% sure / (I have no fucking idea)
Our hand sanitizer kills 99% of germs / (It kills a few germs)
Random Words:
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One who rides Microsoft Excel all day. Taking bad pictures in poor lighting and writing up bullshit descriptions of stuff your boss want..
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Quite literally an abortionist
lindsay: what are they singing
laura: Zygote killer, liar, theif
lindsay: oh, ok
or
guy1: What do yo..