99.9

What is 99.9?

Almost one hundred percent positive; however still leaving slight room for error.

Guy: You were pretty drunk last night. Did you eat the last frozen pizza?

Roommate: No.

Guy: You sure?

Roommate: (Shrugs) 99.9 anyway

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