99.9%

What is 99.9%?

A) A nice ass way of saying it gets most of the job done

B) A term used by companies so that they don't get sued when their product doesn't work 100%

C) not quite enough; almost

Dude, it says on the label that this new orange mango-tango blueberry-raspberry slam-a-bam anti-bacterial soap kills 99.9% of germs.

5 hours later...

I have AIDS

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