99.9%

What is 99.9%?

A) A nice ass way of saying it gets most of the job done

B) A term used by companies so that they don't get sued when their product doesn't work 100%

C) not quite enough; almost

Dude, it says on the label that this new orange mango-tango blueberry-raspberry slam-a-bam anti-bacterial soap kills 99.9% of germs.

5 hours later...

I have AIDS

See aids, 99.9, almost

Irish Elevator

1. A primitive home security technique. In some old homes with multiple stories, it was commmon to have a door on the highest floor that s..

Ficka Dee

1. ficka dee- slang for a fake ID Me and Jimmy gonna get a ficka dee tongight, then we're gonna party... See alcohol, superbad, id ..

Emicene

1. sex between an octochode and an octopussy Christopher loves to have emicene, too bad he can't find a woman with an octopussy! See..

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