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1. Thinking you have to take a dump but only passing gas. Feeling a large number 2 Wayne squattled to the bathroom only to leave a number ..

1. small ovular or round piece of poo-non offensive and quite cute often you can find a little 'pliplet' in the toilet which won..

1. To 'scrub the pig' is to have a wash/bath/shower. e.g. I can't come out just yet, I've got to scrub the pig first...