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The rare, and deadly lollerfish, is the sworn enemy of the roflconda, but the roflconda does not know! the lollerfish is purple and cros..
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Surfing the internet to find porn while masturbating
I spent the last hour surfin' for the gherkin.
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An attempted keg stand with no help from anyone whatsoever. Usually resulting in utter failure (knocked over keg, face plant, etc). Beli..