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1. You perform A Zintos when: You fart and some shit comes out, and you dont even feel it. It is named after the inventor called Zintos O..

1. An artsy lesbian, esp. one which works in a coffee house. Dude, I totally got dumped for a javadyke. See java, dyke, lesbian, coffee, ..

1. it's a combination of shitty and newb, basically saying your a shitty newb Ashley is such a shnewb! or Daniel is tottaly not a sh..