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1. A small measure of an alcoholic drink, most noteably half a pint. Named after the Coronation Street character who only drinks half pints..

1. Do you hate iPods? Would you like to see an iPod been smashed? If all answers to above questions is Yes then you are suffering from iP..

1. Protector of the earth and destroyer of Microsoft OfficePax put a stop to Microsoft's evil plan to rape the world...