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Something you don't want shoved up your ass.
A: Hey! Look what I found!
B: Oh my god! A 20 feet dildo, please spare my ass.
A: *..
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A small child given to running around screaming. Unlike well-socialized children, who only scream when under duress (injury, physical a..
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The act of masturbating using a pack of girl scout cookies.
Dude, stop merit badging and get your ass over here!
The woman lost her di..