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1. One who unconsciously plays with their cock or someone else's cock. Tommy, you're a good for nothing cock fiddler! Go wash yo..

1. You are about to suffer consequences; may imply retaliation for offensive behavior. If you let your rents find your stash, your goose i..

1. A consensus reached by a group of wankers. Derivation from "Onan" the original biblical wanker. "The England cricket te..