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1. The act of shitting out a train by the power of Unknown forces. The cops was about to get my ass so I yelled, "I Shit Trains!"..

1. What I have to do when people at work piss me off with their ignorance. My co-workers screwed up again, so I proceeded with foot-in-ass..

1. An intelligent or smart person or thing which is stupid, brainless or just plain dumb. "Dylan is a funny guy, but he's an idi..