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1. a douche of such tectonic intensity that their douchiness can be measured on the Richter scale. Phil Simms is such a douche. Yeah, he&a..

1. one of those guys that you know you shouldnt like, but you just do for no explicable reason that all your girlfriends nag you about and ..

1. An act in which a man and woman ram their crotches together such that their legs resemble two pairs of open, interlocking scissors. Onc..