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1. left handed guys who beat off with their right hand "I've got that lefty curse where everything I do is flipped and awkwardly..

1. To lust for someone and frustrated that you can't have them. John has serious lustrations for Todd's wife. See lust, frustra..

1. To shit, piss, cry and vomit upon oneself, and/or roommate's rug, simultaneously of course. Everyone: Holy shit Sam you gotta come..