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1. Old Man Crush. Having a crush on a sexy, older gentleman who may or may not be married. O.M.G.! I have a serious O.M.C. on Sean Connery..

1. to instanly jizz at the sight, taste, feel, etc of something. Damn, I saw that chick and I insta-jizzed...

1. That irritating, not especially romantic state that many married couples fall into when they are no longer young and restless- basically..