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Blatantly lying to others in front of the accused, about an action you know you committed, but have placed the blame on another.
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The ability to ejaculate in under 10 seconds while masturbating and drawing blood.
"Last night, I pulled a Gore-A-Thon in my bathr..
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A mildly, but not entirely, unpleasant task that must be done in order to do other things.
Guy One: Hey, dude. Did you get with Kirsten..
