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1. When you have an itch on your butt. "Oh man, I have a b-itch!" See itch, butt, scratch, tickle, soup..

1. a hypothetical tool used to gauge the gnarliness of ones actions Holy smokes, did you see that aerial maneuver, Johnny's gnarmomet..

1. {verb}-Occurs when one farts and walks at the same time dragging the stench throughout the public place,home, or wherever the individual..