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1. Any guy that's got at least nine or ten inches. "So, like, I was fooling around with Ryan last night, and....oh my god, he is..

1. The closest of close calls. JESUS! Put down the fucking phone and drive, man! We just had a serious farkent. See Eric..

1. Watching videos on Youtube, or any general internet time wasting in a lunch break. Elliot: Fancy going for a pizza? Raplh: No, i'..