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Having a dream in which you have sexual intercouse with an ugly person of the opposite sex
Albert: Dude, i just had a marmot dream...
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When you like someone, think they are cute, or are otherwise attracted to them, but have no desire to enter into any kind of relationshi..
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To lick your hand, then slap someone on the face, after which you must say "Moist Johnson!"
*slap* "Moist Johnson!"..