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Noun: A man who is not only a bumper or bumplord, but is also a twisted, wizened dwarf (like Rumplestiltskin in the fary tale)
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Staple diet of living-alone-for-a-while bachelors.
Newlywed woman: So what do you think of my cooking?
Newlywed man: Beats two minute ..