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1. A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn. Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!? Hu..

1. somethin a dumb shit would say. ususually people that play with themselves while peein. alacazae i just wiped my ass..

1. The action in which the male ejaculates on his partner's face, and then the male punches his partner's nose, which causes bloo..