*2

What is *2?


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When a phone service company has you on hold and your option for help is *2. Also when someone is being a total asshole and is not helping when they should and just tells you to *2.

John, my phone is not working.

John: "Press *2"

John, my house is on fire.

John: "Oh, just press *2"

John, I am pregnant.

John: "Sounds like another *2"

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