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1. When an African American or Hispanic wears colored contact lenses in an attempt to make their brown eyes blue. The result is an unatural..

1. The process of improperly applying cream cheese to a bagel. When zlotoffing, instead of applying cream cheese to the entire bagel initi..

1. To phone or email your place of work with an obvious fabrication, saying you can't come in. Hey, Manfred called in slack. He said..