#2

What is #2?


1.

also known as number two

means taking a shit or scat, droppin' bombs (not in the George W. Bush sense of the word).

note: See the first Austin Powers movie for a funny joke about #2. When Austin is fighting an agent on the toilet, he says "Who does #2 work for?" The character (played by Tom Arnold), in the next stall, says (paraphrase) "Way to go! You tell em' who's the boss"

cf. #1 or number one

Joe: I gotta go to the can

Jill: #1?

Joe: Nah, #2 baby!

Jill: Sweet! do ya wanna make some scat?

See fifteen minutes

2.

1. when one has to take a crap/shit/dump

2.waste that you let out while on the toilet, usually brown, green, or yellow.

3n be a hard or running excretion from the anal.

Kelly: Lucy will you wait for me while I go to the restroom?

Lucy: Yes, but what do you have to do?

Kelly: I have to do #2.

Lucy: Eww. Use some air freshner cuz I don't want to smell that.

See crap, shit, dump

3.

Used to describe the excessive length of an abnormal bitches nipples. Often resembling that of a #2 pencil eraser.

I was all bout to get up in that ho, and then I saw them #2's. Told that ho to put that top back on, and I is out to find some normal titties.

See nipples, around, long, skinny


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