.495

What is .495?


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It's a big ass 12mm bullet, They come optional in the Desert Eagle from Magnum Research, Though listed as a .50 A.E. It's a semi-auto, It has 7 bullets to the clip, It's only 1.25 inches wide, But don't carry one in your waste band or you'll blow your nuts off, It's only 5 points away from the .500 revolver (one of the biggest hand guns known to man) And to prove how powerfull this monster is compared to the alphabet 495 spells die, 4D9I5E, It's not a gun for the weak, It's very loud though, When it's fired it can be heard from Los Angeles to the Bronx, So apart from show it makes a great gun for home protection if you don't mind guts all over the place, Just don't blow away your balls.

Robbers:Give us your valuables or we blow your head off!

Home owner:No you die motherfucker

.495:POP.

Robbers:......

Home owner:you just got wasted bitch.

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