1+1

What is 1+1?


1.

1+1 = 2

Used by many kids in Elementary School at an attempt to be funny.

Kid 1: Well, whats 1+1?

Kid 2: 4

Kid 1: No! its 2!

Kid 2: no you got to add the 0's!

Kid 1: oh, haha, you coming to my birthday?

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2.

Its a very simple math problem, but yet its freaking hard at three in the morning without coffee.

hey, whats 1+1 ? me? I have no idea what it is

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3.

Obvious. Simple. Whats happening/going down.

Q: So you gonna kick my ass?

A: 1+1 baby.....it's on. 1+1!

See fucked up, obvious, simple, going on, haps

4.

1+1 = -2

Because:

1+1 = sqrt((1+1)^2)

sqrt((1+1)^2) = sqrt(2^2)

sqrt(2^2) = sqrt(4)

sqrt(4) = sqrt(-2^2)

sqrt(-2^2) = -2

This is because:

-2^2 = 4

1+1 is sooo not two. it's -2!

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