$1.05

What is $1.05?

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The cost of freedom, according to the song in "Team America: World Police." Pronounced "buck-o-five."

"Freedom isn't free, it costs folks like you and me

And if we don't all chip in, we'll never pay that bill

Freedom isn't free, no there's a hefty fuckin' fee

And if you don't throw in your buck-o-five, who will?"

-"Freedom Isn't Free," from "Team America"

Order-taker: "Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?"

Kevin: "I'm not too hungry today...just get me some freedom, some ice water, and 15 ketchup packets."

Order-taker: "Would you like freedom fries with that?"

Kevin: "No, just the plain old freedom, the water, and the...um..tsup."

Order-taker: "OK, that'll be $1.05. Pull ahead to the first window."

Billy: "Man this Patriot Actis bullshit. What happened to good old freedom?"

Judd: "Well when they were collecting everyone's $1.05, I was a nickel short. That might have something to do with it."

Billy: "F-ing douche bag."

See freedom, freedom fries, freedom toast, freedom kissing, pardon my freedom, team america, patriot act, Nick D
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