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Get your fingers near this woman, and you are bound to lose em. Sassy and spunky doesnt even begin to describe this queen.
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When a person is so fat that there double chin looks like a hotdog wrapped around their neck hence a "Hotdog necklace"
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That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.
"It took an OHNO-Second to realize ..