What is 1090?
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Pronounced: Ten-Ninty.
Literal translation: 10 percent on top, 90 percent in the back.
Better known as: "The Mullet."
To say that "The Mullet" is merely a hairstyle, barely even scratches the surface of the issue. The mullet is a way of life, it is a state of mind, it is every person who wears it.
Physical Description: The Mullet, or, 1090, is characterized by short hair on the top, front, and sides of the head, followed by a long drape of hair on the back.
Typical accessories to the mullet include moustaches, scraggly beards and/or goatees, and sunglasses.
Research on the mullet phenomena, at this stage, is still in its infancy. However it is suggested by many top laboratories that the mullet, as it slowly reaches maturity, begins to grow tentacles into the brain of the victim which affect several areas of the brain and fundamentally alter the candidate's actions and behavioural responses.
Said behavioural changes mainly include extreme agression, the proclivity to consume large amounts of alcohol, pedophilia, lack of hygeine, dramatic reduction in inhibitions (often bolstered by the consumption of alcohol), sense of paranoia and distrust towards authority/governmental figures, and most importantly - steadily decreasing IQ levels.
Bill's, 1090 is totally radical. It's all business in front, party in back.
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A flat-top mullet for eighties rock stars.
Captain Planet's green "1090" scares the children.
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A flat-top mullet for 80's rock stars.
Captain Planet's green 1090 scares the children.
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the tightest mullet known to man
the old bastard had the fattest 1090
