11:59

What is 11:59?

"a minute before midnight," means a person is so dark they almost look like the blackness of midnight.

I only date 11:59's so when we're doing it in the dark the only think I can see is their teeth.

See black, dark, midnight, people, person

Smooshy Surprise

1. This is a sexual act of insane and hilariously gross proportions. With permission, open your cheeks and place your asshole(otherwise kno..

Docker's Omelette

1. a lump of phlegm. "What's for dinner today?" asked Saddam. "Just a docker's omelette until you tell us where ..

Shitbas

1. Originating from "shit bastard", however the meaning is slightly changed... a shit bastard is a person who is annoying for som..

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