34 And A Halfer

What is 34 And A Halfer?


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someone who can suck their penis or vagina,69ing by themselves.

that circus freak is so limber he can suck his own dick, he don't need a partner to 69,thats a 34 and a halfer.

taking matters into your own mouth.

if you want something done right, do it yourself.

See autofellator, autocunnilingus, narcissism, masturbation, ouroboros


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