What is ... And Then I Found 20 Bucks!?


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This is how to relieve the awkwardness after telling a really bad story. You can find more or less money, depending on how bad the story was.

Guy: So, I thought that I lost my hat, but then I found it in my car.

Girl: ...

Guy: ... and then I found 20 bucks!

See awkward turtle, awkward silence


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