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What is 18?


1.

The age where an American can:

1. Legally buy pornography

2. Legally buy cigarettes

3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos

4. Legally be concidered an adult

5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law

6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in

... but still cannot buy alcohol.

Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!

Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!

Billy: ... damn country.

See cigs, draft, porn, beer, alcohol, Matt

2.

Eighteen, as in the number 18. Before 19, after 17.

<Person 1> I turned 18 today!

<Person 2> You're 81, moron.

<Person 1> Sorry typo :( *hacks up spit*

3.

The day your life officially ends.

I turned 18 and life still sucks, except I have more responsibilities.

See jen

4.

The fake age of majority.

Face it, you're a child until you're 21.

See Almost 21

5.

The age you can buy a pack of cigarettes or go fight for your country in a war (Both potentially fatal), but are still considered too young to drink alcohol.

Person 1: Dude, yesterday was my birthday! I turned 18!

Person 2: What did you do all day?

Person 1: I decided to enlist!

Person 2: ...stfu moron...

See 18, eighteen, smoke, cigarette, war, fight, birthday

6.

The number eighteen is often said on intercoms in grocery stores late at night as a code to let store workers know that there is a pretty girl close by. The one represents one girl and the 8 represents the curves on her body.

Gabe(on intercom): "Teddy we have a code 18 on aisle 5 i repeat, code 18 on aisle 5, thank you."

See 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

7.

18 means FUCK in Korean.

When Koreans pronounce 18(eighteen),it sounds like fuck in Korean.

The pronunciation of 18=Sip Pal(

10=Sip.8=Pal)

Sip means pussy(Korean slang).

Pal means sale.

Sip Pal means that you are a bastard or a hooker.

Sibal,Shipal,Sibal,Sippal,Sipal,SSibal...and so on.

You!!!Son of a bitch.181818.


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